Just donate the money

They say that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.  Well hell hath no fury like Dave when he feels cheated either.  I recently bought a bottle of Dawn dish detergent by Proctor and Gamble.  I bought it because of this ad

So yes, the advertising works.  The song by Joe Purdy titled Wash Away (reprise) along with the images of cute little animals had me.

So I went and purchased a couple of bottles which advertised that they would donate a dollar for every bottle.  What it actually reads is that 1 bottle can = $1.00.  It might not as well, it depends.

Depends on what?  I hear you ask.  Well it depends on whether or not you manage to read this tiny print which requires you to go to this website and fill in a bunch of information.


Now I am not opposed to companies making money.  I love money, it’s awesome!  And companies that support cute little ducklings get my support.  But not if you then make me jump through hoops.  This makes me want to punch the sales exec who came up with it in the face…twice.

Just donate the fucking dollar and I will buy your damn soap.


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