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First 24 hours in Paris

Saturday, April 6th, 2013

Day 1 –

For a socialist country France has some serious social problems. The first thing that strikes the visitor is the massive amount of graffiti everywhere. It lines the highways and railroad tracks. It’s on the side of houses and on the outside of trains. In fact pretty much any surface is game. Unfortunately it isn’t good graffiti. It’s tagging like dogs marking their territory. Some of it is mildly interesting. I saw a few that were takes on the Simpsons, and a few that enveloped entire structures engaging with the space around them, most were just names, “Zaga” or “Sawek” Like I am supposed to know or care who that is. Just dogs barking…

Some I thought were well done like the paint drops that ran down the side of the building like someone had poured a giant can of paint on the top, or the paintings of water droplets on a site of a smoke stack that made it look wet. My favorite though where the silly airbrushed faces that stretched around a couple of water towers. Their giant eyes looking down like something from George Orwell sans the menacing bit.

The second issue is poverty. I was shocked that in a country like France you would find such a destitute population. It seemed as though a disproportionate number of the impoverished were foreigners though. In fact I was a little shocked to see so many dark-skinned people in general. Perhaps a by-product of colonialization?

As I took the train from CDG Airport to Montparnasse I noticed many little shantytowns. The gypsies, “Romas” I think they are called living in whatever space they can eake out between the rail fence and the highway. “Pykies” as portrayed by Brad Pitt in Snatch pretty much sums it up. These people are completely transient and are totally unaccountable. As in, they do whatever they want. Unforunately for everyone else it usually stealing something.

We had our first run in with thieves getting on the Metro. Three girls, who couldn’t have been more than 12, one sporting a black eye, sort of pushed in front of Zuimei’s mother. This caught my attention as the French are not rude in general, they just get a lot closer to each other than North Americans are used to, but this was rude. As soon as we stepped onto the train two of her little entourage started asking me questions in French. At first I thought they were beggers but I noticed the zipper of Yoshiko’s bag was open. I reach across and zipped it up, saying quite clearly that I did not speak French. “Okay mister, okay..” they said as they stepped off at the sound of the door closing alarm. The girl with the black eye tossed something back onto the train as the doors snapped shut, and gave me a look as if to say “too late!”

I picked up the card holder that the girl had lifted off of Zuimei’s mom. I looked back at the girls as we pulled out of the station. The girl with the black eye, still looking at me shrugged, and then they were gone. We were lucky because they didn’t get the wallet with the money, We’d just changed thousands of dollars into Euro that morning and the card holder had contained Yoshiko’s health card which would have been a pain to replace so we were lucky they tossed it back to us.

Still I was a little dismayed that some people on the train just watched us, knowing full well what was happening. It put us all on edge and from then on I srutinized every face on the metro. I am positive I thwarted a few would be thieves by giving them a cold, hard look.

I was still shaken up by the experience when we got to Champs Elysse. I kept running it through my mind and wondering what she’d done to get the black eye. We got out at the wrong end though and started near the needle which is at one end the shops are all at the other, near the Arch de triumph. We walked along carefully clutching our bags in case more thieves attempted to separate us from our belongings.

Our goal was the flagship store for Louis Vuitton. Let me say, if you want to see a brand image done right, that is the place. All the staff are multi-lingual, impeccably dressed, well groomed and polite. Even the security is helpful. The shop is divided into multiple levels with the bags on the main floor.The shop was awash with people, milling around gazing into display cases, trying out different bags in the mirrors, paying for their puchases with the happiness that only consumerism can provide. Don’t get me wrong, I am not disparaging it; I am as guilty of it as anyone is.

While there Yoshiko purchased several wallets and we were sent upstairs to have them personalized. When you purchase an item from LV one of the services they offer is to stamp your initials or whatever into the item to mark it as yours. Not unlike the graffitti taggers, but with more taste since you own it and are not pissing like a dog on someone else’s fire hydrant. We must have spend an hour or two in Louis Vuitton because it was after lunch by the time we left.

We ate a quick bite and then went to three different Hermes shops on the hunt for the elusive “Birkin” bag, which I nicknamed, the precious. Hermes makes lots of different bags but this is the one that all the ladies want. The first shop was just one giant room with sparcely displayed items. When you are sell a scarf for 2000 euros you can afford to not worry about square footage. He was very polite, but informed us they do not hold the precious (apparently there is no wait list) and that they only get a few in each shipment so we will need to try our luck. They couldn’t check the stock in other locations, and it wouldn’t matter because they wouldn’t hold the bag for us anyway.

At the second shop the same information.

At the third, and flagship store we lucked out. A nice young man informed us that yes indeed he did have them and in red, grey and white. We asked to see the grey, which came in large. This is a ten thousand dollar purse, so they only take them out one at a time apparently, so you cannot ask to see the red one and the grey one at the same time. He also asked for my name because there is also apparently a limit on the number of the precious one can buy in a year…one. Which to me begs the question, how the Hell did Victoria Beckham get 1500 of them?

He must have been a new employeed because when he brought us the bag he looked not unlike a scolded schooboy and was accomanied by a Korean woman. She seemed quite disturbed to see Zuimei and Yoshiko because apparently they do not like selling these to anyone Chinese. I guess the Chinese counter-fitters will take the bag apart and figure out the pattern then produce copies. France takes this very seriously with many signs to that effect in the airport. Something like a 150,000 euro fine and three years in jail for carrying a fake LV bag. To me that seems a bit excessive but clearly I am not French.

The young man produced the bag with great production carefully removing it from it’s protective trappings. In fact the Korean women seemed to be instructing him on how to remove the bag so that the front was always facing the customer, and that the tissue used to wrap the precious was not crinkled. It was a grey hand bag. I am not sure what I expected but given the amount of effort we went through to find this thing I had hoped for something a little more…flashy. After some discussion we asked to see the red bag which came in a smaller size. They said they would go check. In the meantime they asked a guard to come and stand next to the bag and watch us, so we didn’t steal it. Who did they thing we were? Romas?

They came back to inform us that unfortunately in the five minutes since we first asked, all other bags had been sold. I seriously doubted that, but I think the Korean woman was concerned that we might each walk out of there with a precious Birkin bag. The reason why Zuimei even wanted one in the first place is because he can go back to Japan and sell it for twice the money. Seriously…Twenty grand for a purse. Ahh…fashion, you silly thing you. So we bought the one we could and left with me carrying a ridiculously large orange bag. As we walked down Concorde back to the Metro you could see all the women looking enviously at my large package. They all wanted the precious.

We went back to the hotel at this point. There was no point in walking around with that ridiculous bag and I am sure it is like a magnet for the thieves. Once we dropped Yoshiko and the bag off at the hotel we went to a little place down the road for dinner. I forget the name of it exactly but it was literally a block away from the hotel. We didn’t have a reservation so we would need to wait for a table, along with the dozen of so other people crammed a the bar. There were so many people showing up the filed out the door. The bartender made sure that everyone had a drink in their hand and sliced sausage was provided as an amuse bouche. Even for the folk standing outside and waiting. Keep in mind this is at 9pm. We didn’t get seated until 9:30 and Zuimei and I felt obligated to eat quickly so others could take our seat. When we left at 10:15 there was still a lineup!

It was sort of like walking into a house party where you do not know anyone. People were chatting (in French) and laughing (in French as well I suppose) but we were outsiders looking in.

The dinner was very French and luckily for us the waiter spoke English. He made some recommendations and we agrred, not really sure what we were going to get but trusting that he wasn’t going to serve us anything too strange. It started with white asparagus salad with prociutto cooked egg and thinly sliced cheese. It tasted like summer. We also had a little sparrrib with fried fois gras and sun driedc tomatoes. It was okay. The fois gras sauce was actually better than the rib was. Zuimei also ordered a bowl of the soupe de jour which came as two parts. First was the fried onion and jambon, and then there was a tureen with the actual soup in it. It was very creamy and not unlike soup my father makes.

I had a glass of Merlot of course, my first wine in France and it was lovely. For the mains we had steak frites, but I have to say the steak was tough. Plus the knives we were given were so dull you would have had better luck with a spoon! The frites were excellent though, very hot and hand cut with cracked salt and pepper. For dessert I had the tiramisu. Mine is better…just saying.

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The gay marriage debate in a nutshell

Tuesday, March 26th, 2013

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All my friends

Friday, March 22nd, 2013

I love it when a band does a cover that adds to the original. It isn’t just a repeat in another voice, but a different interpretation of a song.

This is one of those.  It’s Baths version of LCD’s “All My Friends”.  Unlike the original, this is almost mournful.

For comparison here is the original with LCD’s drums and organ setting a frenetic pace which hurls the listen along.

 

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6 things I learned at Adobe Summit

Monday, March 11th, 2013

1. Your data is only as good as your implementation.  When we implemented SiteCatalyst for the CBC we did a good job.  I can’t knock it, but implementation has gotten so much better with the use of Tag Manager, Processing Rules and contextual data tags I strongly feel like we need to re-implement the code.  It has been 4 years after all and since then we’ve changed CMS and video platforms, we’re expanding into mobile and other emerging mediums, departments have undergone restructuring and quite frankly some of the data we though was important, really isn’t.  I don’t know exactly how I am going to do this yet, but that’s why I make the big bucks.

2013-03-06 22.01.592. Marketing people know how to party.  Maybe it’s the nature of their business; connections and networking are everything, but I couldn’t help but feel a little like a wallflower.  Drinks were supplied and every evening there was a party at one venue or another; some hosted by Adobe, some hosted by vendors.  At the Summit Bash they had acrobats, chefs making hors d’oeuvres, lots of booze, and the grammy award winners Black Keys.  I lucked out and happened to make it to the front row just before the band started hence the amazing photo.

3. Big data means big troubles. You want everyone to use the data, but you don’t scale and more and more data is being produced everyday.  And while often hear “big data” being thrown around, but what you don’t hear is “big analytic team” or “big analytic budgets”.   I heard many people at the conference complain that they spend so much time collecting information they don’t have time to analyse anything. Adobe is working on helping analysts collaborate with other people in the corporation through the use of the Marketing Cloud. Essentially this allows analysts to share data quickly by adding it to a feed which sends the information out to every one on a project. I suppose it is the old line about breaking down silos but the new Marketing Suite seems to do exactly that.

4. Processing rules are crazy powerful.  As an implementer I am always interested in tools that can make my job easier.  Processing rules do just that.  They are similar to VISTA rules but are created by administrators, not just Client Care.  For example, you could create a processing rule that identifies branded and non-branded keywords for search traffic.  You could create a processing rule which identifies based on IP address and allows you to tag traffic as internal.  Processing rules can be used in a variety of ways, but one has to be very careful because you can screw up your implementation (See point #1).

5. Contextual data variables are going to make life easier.  One of the challenges when we faced our implementation was mapping out all the s.props and eVars.   I maintain a giant spreadsheet which I occasionally print out of all the variables across all of our report suites.  With 150 variables across 12 report suites it becomes a fair amount of effort.  Contextual variables allow you to call things what they are and then map them to the appropriate variables.  For example:

  • s.contextData['author']=”JK Rowlings”
  • s.contextData['section']=”books”
  • s.contextData['genre']=”fantasy”

The processing rules can take this information and slot them into whatever s.props and eVars you want and in whatever fashion you want to processing rules could concatenate or separate values.

6. We are a varied group of people.  There was something like 5,000 people at the conference, from 27 countries with over 1,800 different job titles.  One person even had the word “tzar” in their title; “content tzar” or something like that. I mingled and talked to some very interesting people: a guy from Costco who helped run their billion dollar website with a team of two, a woman who worked for SouthWest airline and utilized test and target, a couple of Brits who worked for Hotel.com who were involved in some of the beta tests for new Adobe products.  Everyone I met was intelligent, friendly and optimistic for the future.  Adobe threw a great party, but more importantly to me, passed on some great information.

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Same Love

Friday, February 15th, 2013

I love it when I stumble upon stuff while surfing the web.

This: http://www.radiolab.org/

Got me to this: http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/

which lead me to this: http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2013/02/08/171476473/the-real-story-of-how-macklemore-got-thrift-shop-to-number-one

which lead me to this:

 

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Ryoji Ramen

Wednesday, January 30th, 2013

Yesterday I went with my friend Miho to a new ramen house Ryoji Ramen and Izakayaand you can see from the comments on Yelp they’re going through some growing pains.  The ramen here is different from most of the other ramen houses in town.  That is because it is Okinawa Ramen, not Hokkaido ramen.  The biggest different I learned was in the noodles.  Okinawa ramen uses a thin, white noodle while Hokkaido is a thicker yellow noodle. I am sure there  The broth is also labelled as Otoko-Aji or Onna-Aji which my understanding means male or female taste.  In reality it is tonkotsu ramen and shio ramen.

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Anyway, the ramen itself was lovely, but I have some criticisms.  The first is that the egg and the cha-shu were cold.  It would have taken all of 20 seconds to warm up the pork on a frying pan. I am not sure about the egg but it should be easy to drop in a pot of water.  As a result I had to wait for the soup to warm up the meat before I could eat it.

Also, the soup only has a few toppings.  Cha-shu, egg, sprouts, chopped green onions… I want more toppings!  I want a flavour medley in my mouth. I want nori, I want wood ears and pickles and I want sesame seeds. I have no idea why no one has sesame seeds but this is really getting me down.  Also, one of the ramen on the menu is ramen with garlic oil.  I wish they just put the garlic oil on the table and let me add itself. When I was in Japan many of the toppings are there on the table for you to add yourself. Perhaps it is not the Okinawa way.

There was also a lack of appetizers on the lunch menu.  There was nothing there that piqued my interest.  Given my propensity for enjoying food, it should have been pretty easy to put something on there for me. There was several items on the dinner menu, which they were not serving at the time, which did look like something I would like.

Another complaint I have is the size of the soup.  It is small!  I was still hungry afterwards.  For 13 dollars I want to feel satisfied. There was still a lot of room in that bowl, and it wouldn’t hurt to add more noodles. You cannot even see the noodles in my photo, that’s how small the portion is.

But now the positive. The soup is de-lic-ious!  With the tonkotsu, the fat floating in the soup was perfect flavour and the noodles were fantastic – cooked to perfection. The slender noodle help the soup cling to it and they are easier to maneuver onto the spoon.  The cha-shu while cold, was very soft and melted in your mouth.  Once it warmed up the  flavour of it was excellent as well.  Miho thought the soup was salty, but I enjoyed it all the same.

The service was good, and the decor was pleasant so all in all it was a nice lunch.  It apparently becomes more of a bar in the evenings, but I would recommend you go for the soup.

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Mexico in Toronto!

Thursday, January 3rd, 2013

I haven’t done one of these in awhile, and it might be the sangria writing but I had an amazing afternoon.  To start off we went to Frida and Diego at the AGO and then we went for an amazing Mexican dinner at Playa Cabana.

kahlo_frieda_and_diego_1931I will get into the food in a bit but first I wanted to recommend the Frida and Diego exhibit at the AGO; it was really amazing. I must admit I am pretty ignorant of Mexican culture.  I have been  across into Tijuana for an afternoon and lived in Southern California but never really immersed myself in it. What I can relate to was the art, and the passion.  Frida’s paintings are small and intimate.  They draw you in.

Deeply personal, you can see the pain she has transferred onto the canvas, and the love.  You have to remember that Frida was 20 years Diego’s junior.  He must have had tremendous charisma since he had many lovers.

His paintings were also extraordinary.  There are a series of landscape paintings that is on par with anything by the Group of Seven.  Seriously, these things were mind blowing. His murals were also impressive and what he is best known for.  There is a slide show projected on a wall, which is worth sitting through. The images are of the murals he did for the Fords.

The show works so well with the two of them together (obviously). I cannot recommend it enough.

After you see the show, head to Playa Cabana at 111 Dupont Street.  Now before I get into the details, let me say I am not a connoisseur of Mexican food.  I know what I like, and I like this.

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Playa is a pretty small restaurant. The location isn’t super and a little surprising to be honest.  It feels like it is smack-dab in the middle of a residential area. It has a pleasant rustic feel to it and the staff are genuinely friendly.  We were seated on the patio which was covered with tarps and had a dozen or so heaters.  That was a little too rustic for my liking, but we were lucky to get in because we didn’t have a reservation.

To start with we ordered the chips and guaca fresca. The guacamole was  fresh and served in a volcanic stone bowl, which I was informed was the way it is supposed to be served. The tortilla were crisp and warm.  Obviously made fresh they were surprising light. Later they brought us salsa which was a nice addition and two different hot sauces. (Apologies for the photos, they were taken with my phone and the light was low.)

A good start.

We also ordered chorizos conquistadores which is a lovely Spanish sausage with red wine and cerveza. I really like chorizo and this was a engaging way to cook it.  Sometimes it can be overwhelming so I normally cook it with something mild like chickpeas to cut the taste.  In this case it was served with a sauce that was sort of like a barbecue sauce but without being overly sweet or smokey.

quesadilla

Our third appetizer was the quesadillas fritas, which was nothing like any quesadillas I have ever had. It was stuffed with chicken and deep fried.  Served with a dollop of sour cream and green tomato salsa. It was seriously a meal in itself. If you are taking kids, give them this and they will be satisfied.

To wash all this down we had the red wine Sangria which had more juice in it than fruit. I have had sangria before and I have to admit I like it sweeter, but there was lots of it so that was a bonus.   Sangria is one of those things, like pizza, where even if it isn’t great it’s still pretty good. For my main dish I ordered fish tacos.  I don’t cook enough fish at home so I try to eat it when I am out as much as I can.  This was grilled tilapia which is one of my favourite fishes. Tilapia is light and flaky but still meaty. I don’t like fish with bones, or cooked salmon so I usually order a white fish and this is one of the best.  Playa did have a battered, fried fish version of the taco, but I felt like the grilled would be a little more authentic and a little healthier.

tacos

The fish was very nicely done with a little bit of spice to it.  It could use more lime, but then again what can’t?  I have read that the lime is needed in Mexican food as a digestive aid and was informed it is also used as a disinfectant. I just like the little bit of tartness it adds to everything.

I would have liked the tacos to be bigger as well. The problem with tacos like this is they are gone in two bites, and they are messy.  If someone came up with a larger, cleaner taco I would be very pleased.  But who knows, maybe I just don’t know how to properly eat them. By the time I finished all this I was stuffed.   The beans and rice were excellent as well.  I normally don’t bother with the rice but this was quite delicious.

Toronto is not the sort of town you think of when you think of great Mexian food.  Chinese? Yes. Indian? Perhaps. But Mexican?

I have had Mexican food a couple of places in the city and it was never like I remembered from living in Southern California.  I’m not slagging the Mexican places we have, but let’s face it Burrito boys is to Mexican food what a california roll is to Japanese cuisine. Playa Cabana was the first time in Toronto I left thinking, “Yes, that was Mexican.”

 

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Parental obligation

Wednesday, November 28th, 2012

What obligations does a parent have towards their child. I think we can all agree that a parent is obligated to provide their child with food, shelter, and clothing. What about medical care? Funny that what first springs to mind if religious refrain. Parents who refuse blood transfusions or medical help believing their faith will heal their child.

Recently in Australia a judge ruled, over the child’s mother’s wishes, that the child was to get vaccinated. Part of the issue lies in the fact the child’s parents are divorced. The mother, was resorting to homoeopathic methods to protect her daughter from illness when the father allowed his daughter to be taken to a medical centre where she was vaccinated against diphtheria, tetanus, pertussis, hepatitis B, polio, HIB, measles, mumps, rubella and meningococcal C.

The judge, Justice Victoria Bennett, admonished the father for his attempt to secretly immunise his daughter, saying it reflected poorly on his attitude to parenthood. She went on to say the mother had openly followed a homoeopathic program and acted in the child’s best interest.

Clearly this judge is mistaken. How does homoeopathy work? It doesn’t.

Homeopaths believe that like should be treated with like. So, for example, to treat a cold they use a remedy based on onions, because onions produce the streaming eyes and nose typical of a cold.
But the controversial part of the theory is the principle that the more you dilute a remedy with water, the more effective it becomes.

On the other hand we know immunization works. It’s not debatable, it’s not open to interpretation, it is fact. Take smallpox; a scourge which would kill king and pauper alike, and leave survivors horribly scarred, is estimated to have killed 400,000 Europeans annually and caused a third of all blindnesses. A terrible disease which could wipe out entire villages.

We invented a vaccine and began a program of eliminating it. The last naturally occurring case of smallpox had been detected in October 1975 in a two-year-old Bangladeshi girl, Rahima Banu. We wiped it out because of vaccines. Not homoeopathy, not witchcraft, not power crystals.

The other major disease we’ve managed to almost eliminate is polio. I know personally people who had contracted polio in their childhood, so it’s not like these things are far far away.

This girls father clearly has better parenting skills than the mother. The mother might as well have swung a dead cat over the girl while chanting in tongues for all the good homoeopathy does. The father prevented his daughter from suffering the following diseases:


People will point out that there are reactions to vaccines and sometimes kids get sick. There is supposed to be! That is how vaccines work. You get a little sick so your body can develop the anti-bodies to the disease so that when the healthy full-blown virus shows up you already have defences. If you look up vaccines and death the top two sites are WHO and (for me) deaths and vaccines. Which one are you going to trust?

The mistake is thinking that because there is a ring of immunization that most people are surrounded by they are protected. I am immunized and (I assume) my friends, family and co-workers are immunized. So for a disease to be able to get to me it must pass through all those people. But if you live in a diverse major urban area (as most of us do) that ring of safety is compromised. How do you know that man, who just got on the subway and came from the Horn of Africa doesn’t have rubella? Oh crap, he just sneezed and touched that pole. You don’t know and so the only way to protect yourself is through immunization.

One of the most important duties of a parent is to protect their child and the judge made an error in judgement in admonishing the father for immunizing his daughter. Perhaps his secrecy in regards to his ex-wife was less than worthy but who knows what she is like. If the mother had issues with immunization and the father objected to homoeopathy then where would that leave the girl? In the same position she was in before, unprotected.

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Rob Ford should not go down on libel issue

Thursday, November 15th, 2012

There are a lot of good reasons Rob Ford should be kicked out of office. Incompetence being the most obvious. His lack of care for urban Torontonians, their needs, or their opinions seems to border on pathological. His sound bite against the “gravy train” is in stark contrast to his actions; most recently the diverting of buses for his football team, his use of office to petition the government for money for his football team, or his use of city owned vehicles for his football team. (Apparently the man likes his football) What Rob Ford shouldn’t be in trouble for is saying the Tuggs Inc. deal stinks. It does, and it stinks to high heaven.

Sandra Bussin, former City Councillor of Ward 32, infamous for her poor handling of 204 Beech Ave, helped negotiate a sweet-heart deal for Fouldis.

The city council extended that arrangement until 2028 – without competitive bids and with sweetened terms, including the right to hawk merchandise on the boardwalk, sell booze in Ashbridge’s Bay Park and pay $50,000 less in annual rent than city council asked for more than five years ago. The deal would see Foulidis paying $1 million less in rent – some $4.75 million compared to the $5.75 million proposed by him in April 2007 – and only $340,000 in sponsorship revenue compared to the $750,000 he’d offered in his original proposal. This would occur over the 20-year term of the lease, which is to end in 2028.

What is truly mind boggling about this is how most government purchases have to jump through procurement hoops to get a $40,000 deal signed (including 3 RFP submissions) but this deal was allowed to be single sourced and is worth millions. The plot thickens when you add in that Bussin received $8,250 in donations from Foulidis’ company.

Rob Ford is now being sued for 6 million for stating it “smacks of civic corruption,” although he denies making that statement to the Toronto Sun. Now there is an audio recording which has surfaced and Foulidis crying on the stand claiming he was made to feel bad.

Imagine, Rob Ford goes down not because of a poor job, but because he said something everyone who lives in the Beach was already thinking.

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More Cycling photos

Wednesday, October 3rd, 2012

I recently purchased some photos from Sport Zone Photography operated by Peter Hein. I was delighted to find photos of myself cycling but dismayed at how fat I look. *sigh* There is a goal for next season.

So my first season racing has come to an end. I enjoyed myself but didn’t race as much as I wanted to or should have. I only had one good result, which was Calabogie. I found I tend to go out too hot and then suffer for it later. Once I got dropped I was never able to capture the pelaton again.

I didn’t ride in any time trials because I don’t have a time trial bike. Something I intend to correct this winter.

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