The Toronto Zoo has decided to separate their two gay penguins, Pedro and Buddy. Apparently the zoo wants to force them to be straight and to pair bond with females. You would think that in this day and age, and in this city (home of the best gay Pride parade in the world) the zoo could be a little more enlightened.
Now in the Zoo’s defense they claim it is to help the survival of the endangered species, but what if they don’t get on with girl penguins? Their separation will cause them undue stress and anxiety all because someone has it in their head that boy penguins should like girl penguins. What are they going to do, send them to a Christian anti-gay camp to be “fixed”?
Look at these two birds kissing and tell me why the fuck they shouldn’t be allowed to be together?
Look at this one, he it totally checking out his ass!
And it’s not like they couldn’t do their bit to save their species…
The zoo in Bremerhaven Germany has gay penguins and the two males, Z and Veilpunkt are happy rearing their own chick after being given an egg that had been reject by their biological “hetero” parents.
“Since the chick arrived, they have been behaving just as you would expect a heterosexual couple to do. The two happy fathers spend their days attentively protecting, caring for and feeding their adopted offspring.”
Perhaps they should force the hetero penguins to attend parenting class…
Seriously what’s next for the Zoo, the black rhinos can’t hang out with the white rhinos…