Kevin Smith would be a very hot bear if he were gay. Well I suppose he is still a bear regardless of orientation.
But he needs to start taking care of himself. He does an interview with George Strombo at the CBC and he even admits he’s fat. He sweats profusely a lot. Considering he makes brilliant films like Clerks, Chasing Amy & Dogma it would be a real shame for him to keel over like John Candy and Chris Farley. Kevin, start taking care of yourself!